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WEIRD THINGS THAT MESS UP YOUR MIND

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   JOKES
For everyone to enjoy

Wife in the Pocket

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.

After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.

The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."

  
The Bull and Cow
Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in cattle country.

One evening, as they were sitting on Dave's porch watching the sun go down over the hills, Dave spied his prize bull doing the business on one of his cows. He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene and figured the omens were right for him to put the hard word on Mabel.

He leaned in close and whispered in her ear, "Mabel, I'd sure like to be doing what that bull is doing."

"Well then, why don't you?" Mabel whispered back. "It is YOUR cow."

    Pulled Muscle
One day at the office, Michael ran into Dick by the water cooler. Normally Dick who is young, single is energetic all day, but that day he looked beat.

"Hey Dick! How's it going?" asked Michael.

"I'm not feeling too good today. In fact, I'm utterly exhausted," answered Dick. "I pulled a muscle, and it's killing me."

"What's a pulled muscle got to do with you feel so tired?" Michael asked. "A pulled muscle doesn't make you tired!"

Dick yawned and said, "It sure does if you pull it five hundred times in one night!"

  Healing the Sick
Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television.

The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed. Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain. Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.

Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not raise the dead."

    Call Her a Doll?
A man comes home with his daughter, whom he has just
taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll."

Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system, and is very efficient."

"Oh. I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."


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Magic Cards

Amazing Cards: Select the card in your mind.

Create Your Picture

Your Exact Picture: just answer it in your mind don't speak loud....
 

     Teasers

Word Teaser

Q1: What do the following words have in common?

DEFT, FIRST, CALMNESS     CANOPY, LAUGHING,   STUPID, HIJACK.



Q2: Name ten cities starting with the letter "M" which have over a million people living in them, only one city per country.

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GAMES-For everyone to enjoy

Shoot It Click, drag   the mouse and shoot. Slide Puzzle It's a simple sliding puzzle game.
Rocks You must shoot them as they falling rocks. Same Game Double click on the same two colors words.
Red Bugs Away from Red Bugs your mouse cursor. Rush Exit the your red car from main way/door.
Real Invaders Must be kill invader before reached you. Recover Recover is a simple slide puzzle game.
Pool It's a very fantastic pool game. Real Checkers RC is a simple draft game.
Memory Try to remember the positions of the 12 cards. Pannerotto All solid squares set, inside a same colored outline squared.
Blockoks Destroy the bricks above you. Findit 2 Find the things between in  two pictures. 
Castles Simply tank fight interesting game. Dot Sand Boxes Complete the squares with lines.
Nibbles It's a  two player snake game. Nibbly Use arrow key to control the worm. 
Nconnect connecting the same objects horizontally, vertically, or diagonally against the computer. Brick Out New brick out game, move the your mouse and control the paddle and damage the bricks with ball.
Moon Star Control your colored worm and destroy colored blocks. Mr. Potato Make different faces of Potato, Lemon, Pepper and Onion.  
Linx Simply like a golf game. Match It Match the one photo to another.
Kaablitz  Simply crossword game. Knot Funny Set the scramble numbers.
J-Snake New snake game. JR Ball 3D Racquetball based Java game.
Jatris Simple Tetris game. Java Noid It's a advance breakout game.
IQ Game You can move the ball by jumping over another ball. Iridium You must be avoid from the space stones. 
Hilo Simply make money card game. Invaders Destroy the space ships.
Find It Find the things betweens in  two pictures.  Gopher Bash Clicking on the gopher while he comes up.
Dot-to-Dot The old fashioned pencil-and-paper connect to dot game. Drop Game Use your arrow keys to move your pad. Avoid fireballs and falling bomb.
Connect4 Connect the 4 red circles line. Ball Spiel You not reached balls till to border.
Centipede Shoot the centipede and spiders. Concentration Every card remember in your memory.
Boulder Dash Kill the butterflies with from stones. Card Fun 21 Like as blackjack game.
Block Game Clear the all bricks in a one minute. BM Tron Two, three and four player snake game.
Tank Game  Destroy the yellow tanks. Babylon  Set the bricks large to small with arrow key.
Pacwar  Two players pacwar Game. Asteroids destroy many asteroids, avoiding collision.
Iceblox Putt in out flam with ice, 50 points and watch out the flame. Ls Pong Move the paddle by holding down your mouse and moving  mouse.
Cross  You get 500 points for reaching the top. Dugout  Walk under rocks to loosen them.
Fennex Blackjack  New casino card game. Warp  Shoot at everything that moves.
Ufo Attack You have to target manually...and if they land you loose! Snake Pit Use from the keyboard controls  the snake around the maze.
Star War   Shoot the falling stars. Sokoban  Put every object into the marked place.
Mind Reader  Think of a number between 1 and 63. Ping Pong  Like as a Tennis game.
Absolute
Absolute space game.
Bap
New and nice  breakout  game.
3d_Tic-Tac-Toe
The object of the game is to get as many 3 rows as posbl. 
Eliminator
The goal is to eliminate all balls in the board.
Battleship
A one-sided Battleship game. Find all ships in < 50 turns. 
Breakout-2
Interesting variation on the old breakout game.
Double  
Tateris game
Jaman  
Easy game beating - the way to
Snake
Make snake with key
Time Star 
Numbers that from a triangle will disappear
General, Entertainment, Sports
Play Trivia - Win Money
Bombsweeper
Minesweeper with a twist
Mad Cow
Mad Cows talk funny
Blackjack
Very neat casino game
3D Maze in Java
Can you find your way
Basketball
No Dunking allowed
Blox
Test Your Blocks Building Skills
Breakout
With all the bells and whistles
Bridges
Can you make bridges fast enough
Canoeclobber
Can you survive on the river
Cliffie
Play Cliff the Mail Man from Cheers
Tic Tac Toe
You versus the computer
Golf
Knock your socks off - Check it out
Long Ball
Play the Home Run Derby
Minesweeper
Classic Windows game on the web
Missile Commando II
Can you save the planet?
Pacman
The everlasting Pacman is here
Shoot Pigeons
Shoot the glass balls with mouse
Redbugs
Redbugs are dangerous
Solitaire
Feeling Lonely?
Tail Gunner
You are an F-15 Fighter Pilot
Tower of Hanoi
Flex your mind to move the tower
Torpedo Alley
Just Like Hunt for Red October
Red Bugs
Stay away from them
Check Boxes
How many boxes can you check
Lightsout
A game requiring skill
Pokeman
A current hit
3d Race Driver
Remember Pole Position?
 

Difference In Male And Female

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How Strong is Your Love
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Keepy Uppy Click on the ball and keep up continue.

Kart Save your car from front coming cars.

Jail Shoot the running & hidden criminals. 

Hasi Os  Until pressed on hasi (rabbit) while  not come.

Magic Cricket It's a simple hit shot cricket game.

Hangman Hangman is a guess countries puzzle game.

Guessit Guess the number between 1 to 1000 in 15 guesses.

Snake Simple make snake game in flash.

Morra Morra is a Japanese hand  trick game. 

Flash Tank Very Interesting tank fight game.

Flash Cats Click on  flash cat will make all change too!.

Flash Cards (Math Edition) Simply +, - , x and % game.

Memory Every picture remember in your memory.

Crazies Balls To play use arrow keys and space.

Chain Gun Hunter  Shoot the birds and air plains.

Flash Break Out  Advance break out game in flash. 

Catch Ball Just click on the moving ball.

Break Down  Click on the same blocks  to remove them.

Tic Tac Toe  Simple Tic Tac Toe flash game.

Bang  hit your opponent with the red and blue ball.

Altex  Shoot the enemies.

Aliens Attack  Kills the aliens before they reached.

Pong Same as a tennis game.

Star Corp Like as a space game.

Required flash player for play these  games. <Download Flash 5 player> 

    CALCULATORS

Income Calculator: Calculate the hourly and yearly income.
High Tech Calculator
: Same as scientific calculator.
Group Work
: Calculate the group work between two persons.
Factors
: Calculate the factor.
Distance Speed Time
: Calculate the Distance, Speed and Time.
Circle solver
: Solve the Area, Diameter and Circumference.
Astrological calculator
: Calculate the Sun Sign and  Chinese Sign.
Euro:
Check the deference in currency rates.
Temperature converter
: Check the Fahrenheit, Celsius and Kelvin.
Cool nerds table
: Length, area, weight, volume and temperature.
City time
: Find out the time in other cities.
Band width
: Check the band width  between byte, kb, mb and gb.
Phone bill
: Calculate the your phone bill.
How long
: Figure out how long in years and days between Today and any Other Date
Date difference
: Calculate the one date to another date deference.
Day of week
: Get the day of the week.
Percent calculator
:  Calculate the percentage.
Male body calculator
: Your ideal body measurements.
Expression solver
:  Enter the expression and see your result.
Airport calculator
:  Find the distance one airport to another.
Age calculator
:  Find your age.
Astrological sign finder: Search the zodiac sign.
Love Test: Is your love strong?
Zodiac Sign: From date of birth
Simple: Basic Math Operations
Scientific: Advance Math Operations
Unit Converter: With Several Options
Calender I: Check any day of any year
Calender II: Fast with Functioanlity
Mortgage: Calculate monthly payments
Stock: Profit/Loss in stock transaction
Sales Tax: Dont you hate taxes
Calories Burner: Keep Running
Body Mass Indes: Are you healthy?
Flying Distance: All major airports
Dice Roller: For all your dice games
Lottery Numbers: Good Luck
Place of Birth: Using your SSN
Wind Chill Factor: Its Freezing
Blood Alcohol Cont: Prevent DWI
Morse Code Converter: From English
KIDS CORNER

Spiro
Coloring Book

Slate

EDUCATIONAL
Maths Quiz: No calculator allowed
Periodic Table: Amazing Info

MISC. STUFF

Love Meter
Stunning 3D molecular images

Profound qoutes with deep meaning
Random quotes on computers
Moon's age, visbility, distance from Us

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